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Thing that make you go HMMMMM

When you have a "I Hate My Job" day, try this:

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the
thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson &
Johnson


Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors,
draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.

Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair.

Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on
a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box and read
it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a
statement:

"Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested
and then sanitized ".


Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,"I am so glad I
do not work in the thermometer quality control at Johnson & Johnson."


HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB
THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE A $$ THAN YOURS!

Comments

mainhen
Oct. 9th, 2007 08:30 pm (UTC)
I liked it as well. My friend from work sent it to me. Then we had a "round table" discussion during lunch about it. I wanted to take a women's road trip to the J&J factory and ask to see the testing lab. We would really like to see inspector #10.
Thanks for the birthday wish....1 year older and 2 years wiser.LOL

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